Let them burn cake! 

shitmystudentswrite:

Inferno is a cake that Dante crafted from scratch with all of
the finest ingredients of human civilization.

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Imagine 

shitmystudentswrite:

Imagine a young person without a iPhone or a Blackberry (a western person, not a African).

The GOOP Girl 

shitmystudentswrite:

Not all of those people can be top-of-the-line charismatic people like Gywneth Paltrow or Zoey Deschanel. No, the ones who form history could be right under your nose just like you or me or even the guy from the Ancient Alien show no one likes ‘cause he can’t find a comb.

theboyofcheese:

I’m pretty sure the author didn’t expect anyone to get that far in the book.

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Many great things 

shitmystudentswrite:

In our time we are blessed to have many great things, like freedom of speech and two Wal-marts within a 10-mile radius.

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In the name of the Father, the JFK, and the Holy Ghost… 

shitmystudentswrite:

I really do believe what John F. Kennedy said: “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”

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From Seneca Falls to Selma to Stonewall 

shitmystudentswrite:

Women for the most part are now allowed the right to vote, although there are jokes for example the joke that a women  got hit by a bus what is wrong with this picture what was a bus doing in the kitchen. Males do believe that women can do and preform the same jobs as men.

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wtffanfiction:

Fandoms: Twilight/50 Shades of Grey/Calculus
“50 Shades sighed.
‘What’s wrong, darling?’ Twilight asked.
50 Shades shook his head, ‘It’s just… Things aren’t…’
‘I understand. I feel it, too. We need to spice up our love life,’ Twilight walked over to the front door, ‘That’s why I invited a friend over.’
With perfect timing, Calculus burst through the door, ‘Let’s integrate over all our areas.’”

wtffanfiction:

Fandoms: Twilight/50 Shades of Grey/Calculus

“50 Shades sighed.

‘What’s wrong, darling?’ Twilight asked.

50 Shades shook his head, ‘It’s just… Things aren’t…’

‘I understand. I feel it, too. We need to spice up our love life,’ Twilight walked over to the front door, ‘That’s why I invited a friend over.’

With perfect timing, Calculus burst through the door, ‘Let’s integrate over all our areas.’”

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damnit-christian:

assgaydian:

(mom dont read)

I like how there’s one girl in the story but two girls on the cover

It’s like implying that there’s a second chapter

and it takes place on some island somewhere

I want to read it

Wut




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