ruinedchildhood:

HERE’S MR.KRABS IN THE MIDDLE OF MORPHING INTO A KRABBY PATTY

ruinedchildhood:

HERE’S MR.KRABS IN THE MIDDLE OF MORPHING INTO A KRABBY PATTY

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how many ppl do u think ur foolin' with ur tag that you totes stole from nelly? hmm? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM???

sandylyle:

wat da fUQ R U TALKIN ABOUT WEENIE.

& hurry up in the shoer i 4got 2 shav my leg

god u r teh fukn wor$t i stg u fkn suk. also i hoep ur shower wuz cold 

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safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

tastefullyoffensive:

Illustrated Dad Jokes by @swatercolour

Previously: Funny and Cute Illustrations by Jaco Haasbroek

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"don’t worry about vosotros" — every spanish teacher ever (via okaywork)

fetters:

good morning i’m off to work now.

fetters:

good morning i’m off to work now.

dessnering:

be cool Hannibal, be cool.

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Wut




Hanna, 25. Writin' checks and snappin' necks. Full of legal jargon and caffeine.